10 things I learned this week(end)

1 - "Would you eat my elk?"
2 - Shool starer
3 - Cockhorn
4 - "She's havin' a ham sandwich."
5 - Hotdog Salad
6 - "Who doesn't want money in the bank in both places?"
7 - Easy is not always that easy
8 - Square peg, round hole, no problem
9 - WWDD?
10 - Fantasy Football made me root for the Redskins

10 things I learned this week

1 - Melon Cream
2 - Rinse and Repeat
3 - Disco brunch rocks!!!
4 - Up, down, and up again.
5 - "If I was straight, I would eat you out!"
6 - Apparently, if it's exposed, you can touch it.
7 - I'm a part of the traveling shit show. I may even be the ring leader.
8 - I look like Jesus.
9 - "We be Dubbin'"
10 - "I peed in church" (That has to be better than pootin' in church.)

And a couple extra for the crowd...

11 - "She's got panties in her pants."
12 - "I'm not gay, I just like to eat pussy."