10 Things I Learned Last Week

1) Face AIDS (Sorry GG, it's kind of funny)
2) "It's like memory foam, for your vagina."
3) That is, literally, what she said.
4) "I gotta grillet!"
5) Boop
6) Apparently, about every second shift at the vet a dog comes in stoned.
7) "I'm gonna singe my hat."
8) There's an irony to an entirely black band singing 'Sweet Home Alabama'.
9) When you order a jäger shot, asking for the 'best' IPA seems slightly pointless.
10) Boop

10 Things I Learned This Week

1) Apparently, I have a blog.
2) "I'm not partying with you, I'm partying at you."
3) "Watch out for my neck eye."
4) Guinness. It's like someone milked god.
5) "I don't like glass tables cause I like it to be private under there."
6) You can take the mooch out of SF, but you can't take the SF out of the mooch.
7) "I'm a different card game away from having a good hand."
8) Snoop Dogg...sorry...Snoop Lion is apparently Bob Marley now.
9) Nothing changes in Napa.
10) How DID the frog get into the pool?