1 - Who needs the Easter Bunny when you can have the Sausage Ostrich?
2 - Isn't Questions a hard game to stop playing?
3 - How do you know when you have stopped playing?
4 - I have great genes.
5 - It would suck to have a numb anus.
6 - The measure of a true friend is the one you can call after 6 months and they don't need an excuse for why it took so long to call.
7 - Shouldn't there be a law against pigeon gang-rape?
8 - Gay is the new Gay.
9 - If the gate shuts, you should have been home four hours ago.
10 - Twitter.com is addictive.
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