1 - "His taint tastes like Schnapps"...well whose doesn't?
2 - "You. You are the crazed ferret in my life."
3 - "Brunch is my new favorite dinner."
4 - "First, you need to rent a submarine..." is a great way to start a conversation.
5 - When your buddy takes his shirt off, it's time to leave the party.
6 - "I just punched you in my mind."
7 - Apparently I am "buffed up".
8 - I still don't understand hippies and hula-hoops.
9 - "My farts taste like fleurs." Apparently my friend has French farts.
10 - It would be so cool to be an astronaut named Fritz Derko.
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