10 things I learned this week

1 - Who needs the Easter Bunny when you can have the Sausage Ostrich?
2 - Isn't Questions a hard game to stop playing?
3 - How do you know when you have stopped playing?
4 - I have great genes.
5 - It would suck to have a numb anus.
6 - The measure of a true friend is the one you can call after 6 months and they don't need an excuse for why it took so long to call.
7 - Shouldn't there be a law against pigeon gang-rape?
8 - Gay is the new Gay.
9 - If the gate shuts, you should have been home four hours ago.
10 - Twitter.com is addictive.

A pretty good explanation of Western Society...and maybe life in general.

"At the pet store he picked out two painted turtles, each about as big around as a mayonnaise-jar lid. He bought them a large kidney-shaped dish that had its own little island, a plastic palm tree, some aquatic plants, and a snail. The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: "You think we're slow? Look at the guy". To shore up the snail's morale in the same way, there was a rock. Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capitalism, democracy, and most religions."

From A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore

Pillow Fight Club

The rules of pillow fight club:

1) Tell everyone you know about PILLOW FIGHT!!!

2) Wait for the Ferry Building clock to strike 6:00pm

3) Don’t hit anyone with out a pillow (unless they want it)

4) Don’t hit anyone with a camera

5) HAVE FUN!!!

Talk about madness. This was just WAY too much fun. Easily 2,500 people swinging pillows like crazed banshees. Here are a couple of videos.





My favorite was getting on MUNI at 27th and already seeing a couple people with pillows and as more and more people got on with pillows, the folks that didn't know what was going on we more and more confused...priceless.

I am imaging there are still feathers all over Market St today cause they were flying everywhere.

Next year...goggle and a mask. I still feel like I have feathers in my nose.

Dear Ohio and Texas

To all the voting public of these...errr...great states,

Please for the love of Jeebus vote for Barack!! You are the best hope for stopping Hillary and we need you. Please, don't here me say that I would be upset with Hillary in office. Obviously I would prefer a Democrat over a Republican, even one as mid-road as McCain, any day of the week. But I have to tell you, I don't trust Hillary. I think it's the old school tactics and connections that make me cringe. And I must say, I don't think she can beat McCain head to head. Too many people that are on the fence do not like the Clinton's. Listen, Barack and Hillary are almost identical on the issues. At this point it comes down to character, and Barack has that in spades.

So please, help us out. Vote Obama. Our Moment is NOW!

The first of many...

Just thought I should get this thing off the ground. Nothing to say really, just wanted to post something. But if you want to laugh. here's a pic of K at burning man with the pogodick.