10 things I learned this week (With no job the weeks blend together so it's been a few weeks)

1 - "As long as you wake up feeling like a glazed doughnut."
2 - "He's huge in Korea...and Pittsburgh."
3 - "I'm eating midget feet."
4 - "If I saw a penis sticking out of a hole, I would not suck it."
5 - I know someone named "Senor Gropes-a-lot".
6 - "She's George Bush in a dress." - Nine year old in reference to Sarah Palin
7 - "Some lesbian motor boated my pigtails."
8 - "That's like having sex without an orgasm."
9 - September/October are the best months to get laid off.
10 - When someone says, "Be good.", I think the mean be well, cause I don't like being good.