10 things I learned last week (And by last week I mean late October/early November)

1 - I can now say I've seen a cockwheel.
2 - "Feel my fur." - "That's not furry, that's fucking porcupine hair."
3 - "Is that what's wrong with you, a beetle got up inside your head?"
4 - "I took my shoes off because I wanted a foot massage."
5 - "I wanna marry him and have little Jeff Fisher babies."
6 - "My cigarette was already lit."
7 - "I'm gonna go make-out now, bye y'all."
8 - "I know my body like I know this bar."
9 - If they can pass you drinks through it, it's called a glory hole.
10 - "I don't think I've ever looked at your face."