Thursday, January 22, 2009

10 things I learned last week (December Edition)

1 - "Asian girls that like boys, that's totally different."
2 - "I could bitch slap your ass like no other."
3 - "Let me turn on my poon light."
4 - "I am the most benign person here."
5 - "I was just thinking and you were in my way."
6 - "Dog your Reservoir. Everyone cums in the end."
7 - It's always good to ask yourself, WWRD? (What would Randy do?)
8 - "I'm a little drunk and I'm blond, it's ok."
9 - "Purple Jesus!!"
10 - Who doesn't love jazz hands?

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